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Thursday, August 14, 2008

Ooolympics and Sssshit

So I check the online schedule for Judo, run to the TV in the hopes of catching it live (or replayed) and what SMACKS me in the face?
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No, not this beauty of a throw.


Freaking Olympic CYCLING replays.
Seriously...who the hell spends 3 hours watching a pack of mentally sick men in skinnies pedaling away with a chunk of carbon fiber Seat riding up their arse holes?

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Bleh...screw that shit. I'm off for a meal.


So I return, HOPING to catch something less homo-erotic, like wrestling....and what greets me on Aussie TV?
Swimming...followed by swimming....and after the short break....more swimming....and before the nightline...swimming.

My GOODNESS. How much SWIMMING can one nation watch?
Just show us freaking Stephanie Rice winning her Gold.
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..cause she's the only Swimmer that looks something like a woman...


So..its a week into the Olympics and I have NOT SEEN a single event (opening ceremony missed too, although no regrets).

At this moment..the only thing more gob smacking than the SHIT-NESS of this year's Olympic coverage is our lovely Malaysian News.

Nothing like waking up, grabbing a bowl of hot oats and fruit, sipping my drink...and reading headlines like
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Wow...seriously...wow
nevermind the 14 year old pregnant girl,
nevermind the dead dude with his guts hanging out,
nevermind the maid smashing the grandma,
nevermind the abuse of power and sexual harassment.

Do mind SAMY VELLU back in action!!!
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Oh...SHIT indeed!


Tuesday, August 12, 2008

21st Century Dinosaurs

DINOSAUR. That's right...ancient big mofo lizard creatures.

Go ahead, take a test. Just Mention the word "DINOSAUR" and what's the first thing that comes to mind?
Jeff Goldblum bitch...Jeff Goldblum.
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Followed shortly by mental images of museums, fossils, discovery channel and that funky ass 1990's TV series.

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Oh...that one brought back good times.


But yeah, check out this little dude.
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Any guesses on what kind of creature this is?
Bird? Lizard? Crocodile? Fish? Frog? Godzilla?

Ok..seriously, if you mentioned anything else besides 'Lizard'...there really are no words to describe your sense of perception.
Animal Identification FAIL!

So..smug ass. Sitting in your seating with "YEAH...I said LIZARD. And what?!?!"

Well..you're WRONG!!!! HAAA. Gotcha good.

Its a TUATARA from Kiwi Land! The only surviving members of the Sphenodontians which flourished around 200 million years ago!!!

Its a DINOSAUR you Biznatch Sucka! Well..the closest thing left to a Dinosaur anyway.

Wanna learn 2 kickass facts about the Tuatara? Of course you do...cause they KICK ASS!!!
1) Tuataras have a well-developed parietal eye, which can be seen only in hatchlings.
That's THREE EYES (as in vision..not whatever else you were thinking).
That's ONE more than YOU HAVE! (I hope)

2) A Tuatara lost its virginity at 111 years old!!!

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Excuse my overly pro MSpaint skills.

But yeah...what a BEAST. 111 years old and still going!!!


Saturday, August 09, 2008

The funniest movie ever

10 / 10 Straight Up.

Pineapple Express!!!

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PARENTAL ADVICE: This Movie Contains DRUG USE...so its probably banned in Malaysia.

SO....Malaysians...DO YOURSELF AND YOUR COUNTRY A FAVOUR!!!
FIGHT THE POWER and Download or Buy this movie at the local DVD peddler.

I missed the Olympic Opening Ceremony to watch this in Cinema.
No Regrets.


Thursday, August 07, 2008

Fitness First Can Go to Hell

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I've trained at Money Fitness First before. Both in Melbourne and in KL.

Pros
- Clean
- Nice toilets
- Eye Candy (seriously, WHY ELSE would men do Yoga?)
- Great Cardio equipment

Cons
- Annoyingly Gay staff
- flashy useless equipment
- Faggy music
- overpriced gym fees.
- Wankers hogging equipment
- GYM TAKING LEGAL ACTION AGAINST YOU


No shit...
"Gym giant Fitness First has taken a former member who could not work out due to medical problems to court, all for the sake of $200.

The Supreme Court today ruled that Suh Yoke Chong, who suffers from lupus, thyroid problems and sleep apnea should not be refunded a $200 cancellation fee after she was unable to continue her membership due to blurred vision and headaches.

Ms Chong, who signed a contract with Fitness First on April 9, 2007, after she had put on weight due to steroid medication she was taking, took her case to the Consumer, Trader and Tenancy Tribunal."


Support your local Gyms. Heck, support Jacky Chan at California Fitness.

Just not these faggots at FF.


Tuesday, April 22, 2008

I'm 2 Decades Old!!!

Man..time goes by fast.

Anyway....Just a quick public announcement.

DO NOT TAKE CAFFEINE AND DO HEAVY EXERCISE!!!

Had to redeem myself for a totally crap performance at the University Bench Press Competition yesterday (my Birthday too).

Had not eaten a meal since 3pm and was going for training at 6:30pm, so decided to take a Redbull to give myself wings.

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BAD idea. Had a WHOPPING Headache while warming up..but psyched myself out of it.

Anyway....failed 200kg on the bench press (prior to that, successfully did 180kg and got 190kg up but not counted since I didn't pause properly and had uneven extension).

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So...I told a friend I hadn't eaten and took a red bull before training. Told me it was really, really bad and explained that caffeine causes headaches by restricting blood flow, plus me being depleted of glycogen (sugar) in my blood (since I hadn't eaten in hours) would have made the effects worst.

Anyway, drank the rest of his Powerade and had a protein shake and a couple litres of water...headache relieved after a while.

What happened was (from wikipedia),

caffeine is primarily an antagonist of the central nervous system's receptors for the neurotransmitter adenosine...Because adenosine, in part, serves to regulate blood pressure by causing vasodilation, the increased effects of adenosine due to caffeine withdrawal cause the blood vessels of the head to dilate, leading to an excess of blood in the head and causing a
headache and nausea.


So yeah...BE CAREFUL!!! Whether you're a hardcore gym junkie or just need that boost of caffeine for a jog - DO NOT DO IT!!!

Drink Milo instead or have a chocoloate bar and some nuts.



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