| | DINOSAUR. That's right...ancient big mofo lizard creatures.
Go ahead, take a test. Just Mention the word "DINOSAUR" and what's the first thing that comes to mind?
Jeff Goldblum bitch...Jeff Goldblum.
Followed shortly by mental images of museums, fossils, discovery channel and that funky ass 1990's TV series.
Oh...that one brought back good times.
But yeah, check out this little dude.
Any guesses on what kind of creature this is?
Bird? Lizard? Crocodile? Fish? Frog? Godzilla?
Ok..seriously, if you mentioned anything else besides 'Lizard'...there really are no words to describe your sense of perception.
Animal Identification FAIL!
So..smug ass. Sitting in your seating with "YEAH...I said LIZARD. And what?!?!"
Well..you're WRONG!!!! HAAA. Gotcha good.
Its a TUATARA from Kiwi Land! The only surviving members of the Sphenodontians which flourished around 200 million years ago!!!
Its a DINOSAUR you Biznatch Sucka! Well..the closest thing left to a Dinosaur anyway.
Wanna learn 2 kickass facts about the Tuatara? Of course you do...cause they KICK ASS!!!
1) Tuataras have a well-developed parietal eye, which can be seen only in hatchlings.
That's THREE EYES (as in vision..not whatever else you were thinking).
That's ONE more than YOU HAVE! (I hope)
2) A Tuatara lost its virginity at 111 years old!!!
Excuse my overly pro MSpaint skills.
But yeah...what a BEAST. 111 years old and still going!!!
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