| | So I check the online schedule for Judo, run to the TV in the hopes of catching it live (or replayed) and what SMACKS me in the face?
No, not this beauty of a throw.
Freaking Olympic CYCLING replays.
Seriously...who the hell spends 3 hours watching a pack of mentally sick men in skinnies pedaling away with a chunk of carbon fiber Seat riding up their arse holes?
Bleh...screw that shit. I'm off for a meal.
So I return, HOPING to catch something less homo-erotic, like wrestling....and what greets me on Aussie TV?
Swimming...followed by swimming....and after the short break....more swimming....and before the nightline...swimming.
My GOODNESS. How much SWIMMING can one nation watch?
Just show us freaking Stephanie Rice winning her Gold.
..cause she's the only Swimmer that looks something like a woman...
So..its a week into the Olympics and I have NOT SEEN a single event (opening ceremony missed too, although no regrets).
At this moment..the only thing more gob smacking than the SHIT-NESS of this year's Olympic coverage is our lovely Malaysian News.
Nothing like waking up, grabbing a bowl of hot oats and fruit, sipping my drink...and reading headlines like
Wow...seriously...wow
nevermind the 14 year old pregnant girl,
nevermind the dead dude with his guts hanging out,
nevermind the maid smashing the grandma,
nevermind the abuse of power and sexual harassment.
Do mind SAMY VELLU back in action!!!
Oh...SHIT indeed!
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